OPINION: Why K-State needs its marching band
The K-State marching band is one of the keys to the university's success. Here's why.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 21
Horoscopes are back for the new year, and more sarcastic than ever.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 28
Horoscopes for your weekly reading pleasure are here.
View ArticleOPINION: Find your inner goddess in 5 easy steps
Inner goddesses are inside all of us, waiting to thrive and stuff. Here's how to find yours.
View ArticleREVIEW: Union Kitchen is a new restaurant worth trying
Union Kitchen is a restaurant that's showing a promising start.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 4
Sarcasm is a universal language; even the stars speak it. See your future today!
View ArticleOPINION: The lack of K-State snow days is embarrassing and sad
K-State's snow day phobia is a bad look for the university — and it'll only get worse.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 11
Valentine's Day horoscopes mean that love is in the air along with sarcasm and bliss.
View ArticleOPINION: Four political myths everybody needs to shut up about
Politicians are known for spreading lies and half-truths, so let's take some of the most annoying myths to task.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 18
Feeling superstitious, or at least a little stitious? Come see your future in this week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 25
Let's get sarcastic, but not too sarcastic. This week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes are here!
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of March 25
Never fear, your horoscopes are here. What does our metaphorical crystal ball say about you this week?
View ArticleOPINION: How to cook in college without embarrassing yourself
Cooking in college doesn't have to be scary. Here's how you can start to improve without causing any culinary disasters.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 1
Life is this crazy, mystical thing, and sometimes you need a positive viewpoint to keep going. Welcome to the horoscopes of love.
View ArticleBREAKING: K-State still holding classes despite literal apocalypse outside
Although Manhattan is dealing with a demonic invasion, K-State advised students to "use their best judgment" when heading to class.
View ArticleWildcat in box simultaneously purple and silver until observed, researchers say
While the physics department does not typically conduct experiments involving animals, a lead researcher noted that "Wildcats are way cuter than subatomic particles."
View ArticleTime-traveling President Myers warns of squirrel takeover in 2030, sources say
Myers reportedly interrupted a lecture in Umberger by riding his motorcycle through a time portal before ranting about the "squirrel menace."
View ArticleK-State to construct another nameless building that isn’t made of limestone
The proposed Open Option Building is expected to be finished in 2024 and will look "totally out of place on campus," according to a press release.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 8
Sarcasm is the main ingredient in predicting the future. What's in store for you this week?
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 15
Your future is looking very, very sarcastic. What can you expect from an uncaring universe this week?
View ArticleREVIEW: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is an absolute triumph 11 years in the making
'Avengers: Endgame' was tough to review, but calling it the end of a marvelous era seems appropriate.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 29
Sarcasm and horoscopes go together like pizza and french fries. What's in store for you this week?
View ArticleUPDATE: Teenager arrested following reports of armed individual near campus
The RCPD indicated it was an isolated incident and there is no imminent danger to the public.
View ArticleSlightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of May 6
All good things must come to an end, and on an unrelated note, Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes by Kyle Hampel are also coming to an end. This will be your last chance to gaze into your future.
View ArticleOPINION: What working 7 jobs at a single company can teach you before you...
In Kyle Hampel's last opinion column after two years with the Collegian, learn how doing a little bit of everything can prepare you for a wacky future.
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