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OPINION: Why K-State needs its marching band

The K-State marching band is one of the keys to the university's success. Here's why.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 21

Horoscopes are back for the new year, and more sarcastic than ever.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Jan. 28

Horoscopes for your weekly reading pleasure are here.

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OPINION: Find your inner goddess in 5 easy steps

Inner goddesses are inside all of us, waiting to thrive and stuff. Here's how to find yours.

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REVIEW: Union Kitchen is a new restaurant worth trying

Union Kitchen is a restaurant that's showing a promising start.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 4

Sarcasm is a universal language; even the stars speak it. See your future today!

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OPINION: The lack of K-State snow days is embarrassing and sad

K-State's snow day phobia is a bad look for the university — and it'll only get worse.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 11

Valentine's Day horoscopes mean that love is in the air along with sarcasm and bliss.

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OPINION: Four political myths everybody needs to shut up about

Politicians are known for spreading lies and half-truths, so let's take some of the most annoying myths to task.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 18

Feeling superstitious, or at least a little stitious? Come see your future in this week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of Feb. 25

Let's get sarcastic, but not too sarcastic. This week's Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes are here!

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of March 25

Never fear, your horoscopes are here. What does our metaphorical crystal ball say about you this week?

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OPINION: How to cook in college without embarrassing yourself

Cooking in college doesn't have to be scary. Here's how you can start to improve without causing any culinary disasters.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 1

Life is this crazy, mystical thing, and sometimes you need a positive viewpoint to keep going. Welcome to the horoscopes of love.

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BREAKING: K-State still holding classes despite literal apocalypse outside

Although Manhattan is dealing with a demonic invasion, K-State advised students to "use their best judgment" when heading to class.

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Wildcat in box simultaneously purple and silver until observed, researchers say

While the physics department does not typically conduct experiments involving animals, a lead researcher noted that "Wildcats are way cuter than subatomic particles."

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Time-traveling President Myers warns of squirrel takeover in 2030, sources say

Myers reportedly interrupted a lecture in Umberger by riding his motorcycle through a time portal before ranting about the "squirrel menace."

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K-State to construct another nameless building that isn’t made of limestone

The proposed Open Option Building is expected to be finished in 2024 and will look "totally out of place on campus," according to a press release.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 8

Sarcasm is the main ingredient in predicting the future. What's in store for you this week?

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 15

Your future is looking very, very sarcastic. What can you expect from an uncaring universe this week?

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REVIEW: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is an absolute triumph 11 years in the making

'Avengers: Endgame' was tough to review, but calling it the end of a marvelous era seems appropriate.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of April 29

Sarcasm and horoscopes go together like pizza and french fries. What's in store for you this week?

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UPDATE: Teenager arrested following reports of armed individual near campus

The RCPD indicated it was an isolated incident and there is no imminent danger to the public.

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Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes: Week of May 6

All good things must come to an end, and on an unrelated note, Slightly Sarcastic Horoscopes by Kyle Hampel are also coming to an end. This will be your last chance to gaze into your future.

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OPINION: What working 7 jobs at a single company can teach you before you...

In Kyle Hampel's last opinion column after two years with the Collegian, learn how doing a little bit of everything can prepare you for a wacky future.

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